BTS SUGA Owns the World's Most Scandalous Scooter
Members of the press readied themselves for a feeding frenzy outside of the Yongsan Police Station in anticipation of BTS SUGA arriving to answer questions regarding his DUI incident involving an electric scooter fall. However, the press had acted upon an erroneous tip. It's the latest in a string of smears against BTS SUGA based on police leaks, false evidence and rumors.
In an effort to ground this case back to reality, I'd like to tear apart the exact scooter model used by SUGA (Min Yoongi) and let you decide whether this device warrants the classification as a 'motor vehicle'. Since the media has insisted that the specs on this scooter qualify in the same class as a motorcycle or automobile, overzealous reporters have felt justified in raking SUGA over the coals to the delight of BTS antis and haters within the South Korean government. The classification matters because it affects the level of punishment SUGA could face.
It's foldable, portable and can even be stored in your bathroom. (Actual marketing language from the manufacturer.)
